Meat Beaver

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.

Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.

by sir montavious January 24, 2006

beaver meat

1) gay slang for a woman's private part (vagina)

2) a word used by those with a strong aberration towards a vagina

1) Man oh man! I felt sick to my stomach when I heard Mike talk about how much he enjoyed beaver meat.

2) Mike was kind enough to used the word beaver meat instead of vajayjay when he described his friend's food fear.

by RenzTHE April 1, 2010

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

Meat Beaters

Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.

Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!

by One bleeding testicle in a box June 25, 2005

Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.

Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"

by Mahogany March 16, 2007

Meat Beater

Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin

You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.

by Eratic Dreamer May 27, 2004

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019