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Meassum is a sexy ass guy and if you date him he'll treat you like a queen and don't piss him off because he'll fuck you up and he doesn't like fat girls he only likes fit and skinny gyals if you ever come across meassum suck his mouth because they will always treat you like a queen and get you whatever you want and never cheat on him he'll find out and beat the fuck out of the guy and y now go suck your mum you kunt
Meassum is the king
Meassum by Go suck your mudda November 23, 2021
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An intermediate level of difficulty between "easy" and "medium." Not quite as easy as "easy" but a little easier than "medium."
Most easy Sudoku puzzles are no challenge at all and do not provide me with adequate entertainment. Yet medium Sudokus are often too difficult to be fun and cause me to feel frustration and/or rage. There should be such thing as "measium" Sudokus - they would be perfect for my skill level.
measium by Susie Lightning August 29, 2012
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Omg that is so messum (dickish) of u
messum by Jannetbury99 November 21, 2021
Measum is a Religious name!
A Muslim Name!
Search it in Google coz I'm lazy to explain.....
OR ASK UR FCKING PARENTS
Yo Measum! Kiya Ahe?? Measum! LOL!!!!!
Measum by Alyarrr July 17, 2022
Measum is a Religious name..
it was a name in Islam, Muslim.
u can ask ur parents (If Ur Muslim) Abt it coz I'm lazy to explain sooo----.....
ASK EC
EVERYONE IF UR SO FRICKING CURIOUS!*(!>:))!)
Boy : Ayo Wassup Measum?
Measum : Yo bro ur so Cringe dude!
Measum by Alyarrr July 17, 2022
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