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Omg that is so messum (dickish) of u
messum by Jannetbury99 November 21, 2021
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He is a down to earth person and hardly talk to someone.
He has a ocean of secrets

Hide his emotions and the person who will be his life partner would be very lucky.
Is that meesum
Meesum by Devil real December 27, 2018
Related Words

Messmered 

1.) When everybody you know, and some you don't make fun of you non-stop.
2.) When everyone looks at you as the biggest homo around.
3.) When a freshman shoots down a Senior asking them to prom.
"You got so messmered by everyone tonight, god you fuckin' gay."
Messmered by sizzlemynizzle April 4, 2003
This word is often defined as the orgasmic noise of chinese or japenese people. Teenage girls most commonly say this when commenting on someone being attractive, or in other words, "hot".
"Omg Jeydon Wale is soooo hot"
"Girl, I know.. OO, MESUMI!!!!!"
mesumi by clachrislord00d July 23, 2009

messimore 

THA LAST NAME OF TWO OF THA COOLEST BROTHERS AND SISTERS YOU WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE!!! DOM'S A BALLER AND FUNNY AS HELL, AND DANIE IS HELLA FUCKIN PRETTY AND THA SWEETEST THING EVER
IF ONLY I COULD MEET DANIE AND DOM MESSIMORE LIFE WOULD BE WAY BETTER, NOW!!
messimore by We heart u kid! October 9, 2008

Messunderstanding

Messunderstanding is a definition for a misunderstanding but with text messages. As for example a text message intended to be funny or ironic but instead, in the hands of the reciever reads as an insult or is taken too seriously. The misunderstanding is directly linked to the forum of the communication. In ordinary spoken conversation, a weird comment followed by a smile helps the other participant to understand the irony, whereas in text messages it can be misunderstood or - messunderstood.
People avoid messunderstandings by using or not using smileys and/or other stuff.
"James thought he actually could ride in the car with me even though I said no. Why did I put a smiley there? Clearly this was a messunderstanding. I was messunderstood!"
Messunderstanding by RocknRolla February 10, 2009
A person who can only think about Apple products not even their own family

Most Mesum's tend to buy every apple product old or new

They are very religious as they do not hesitate to even think about Apple in a bad way or as a normal person would look at Apple they believe that Steve Jobs is God and that they are messengers of the religion of appleology and that they will be rewarded with a life as an apple developer for their good deeds
Guys is that a mesum

Yes I think he is a mesum

U can tell from his words

See he mentions apple in every sentence
Mesum by Guy 1234 May 19, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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