Meadow Heights

A small run down neighbourhood north/west side of the city of Melbourne. Meadow Heights is known mainly for the various crimes commited in the area.

Today, Meadow Heights is known by the locals and near by neighbourhoods as being part of "the ghetto" or "the hood". Multiple murders, rapes, stabbings and domestic disturbances are recorded to have occured in Meadow Heights. Locals are known to refer to the area as "The Heights". Surrounding neightbourhoods such as Craigieburn and Greenvale are known as the rich suburbs that fenced themselves off from Meadow Heights and other neighbourhoods. Street racing and drug dealing is a daily occurance on the main streets of The Heights at night. The majority of the people living in and around Meadow Heights are people of Middle Eastern and European descent.The main ethnic group is the Turkish peoples. Many people migrate over to the area due to the easy access and low prices of the housing.

guy1: yo yalleh, we gon go to the heights tonight?

guy 2: yeah man, they sell fine smack there.

girl 1:where's that party tonight?

girl 2:its westside in meadow heights
girl 1:that shits way out of the way. Its the ghetto down there.
girl 2:yeah, I'll ask some guys to go with us.

Meadow Heights by mich.abdul July 7, 2012

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meadow heights

A scummy and messed up neighbourhood in Victoria where lots of robberies and killings happen under the radar. Lots of junkies and drug dealers live in the area.

guy- man I need more crack
guy 2- fuck man just go to meadow heights and pick some up

meadow heights by anth08 December 29, 2012

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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