Merching

Doing paid to posts on Instagram.

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

Meeching

It means whatever you want it to mean; essentially you are always meeching any time of the day, every day.

1. I spent all day meeching yesterday, all we did was watch movies, eat, and sleep.
2. We are going to meech at the football game tomorrow.

Meeching by TheBSS October 31, 2018

menching 

the position where a dog cat or other household pet lays down and puts its head down in-between its own paws.

My dog Duke was menching on the floor this morning it made me want to stay home with him instead of going to work because it was so cute.

menching by jswanko July 11, 2018

maching

A maximum rate of speed, usually associated with skiing or biking -usually on the edge of control.

Yo Mango! did you catch Psycho and Jumbo maching straight down the gut of Lefty's Bowl?

maching by Broheimian Bradley March 9, 2008

Meeching

1. When you're committing any gluttonous act; usually pertains to fried foods, sweets, or Dr. Pepper

2. Eating when you're not hungry

3. Cutting someone off when driving, then laughing hysterically about what had just been done.

1.Yo bro... you Meeching.

2. Stop Meeching, some people haven't even gotten their food yet.

3. Why did you have to meech that guy? He's already going 20 over the speed limit.

Meeching by dont blame the azn April 13, 2011

machinglish 

English words that are mangled by inadequate speech-to-text or Auto-complete software. A combobulation of Machine and English, pronounced mah-sheen-glish.

"I said dinner, but autocomplete Machinglished that into divorce."

machinglish by Jhhh February 19, 2015

Melchinger 

1. Soft bodied man child with high blood pressure causing a redness in the face.

2. The semen stuck on the side of the toilet bowl after an ejaculation that will not flush off

3. A girlish belly laugh induced by intense fear

“Man that guy is a real Melchinger. Looks like he’s about to have a heart attack”

“I left a fat Melchinger in your toilet. I’m sorry”

“He was so embarrassed, all he could muster was a Melchinger”

Melchinger by Sani-Cloth October 25, 2019