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Mcdonald's Wifi 

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG
Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi
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McDonald's WiFi 

a term to describe slow wifi
"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."
McDonald's WiFi by kningrad September 5, 2017

McDonald's WiFi 

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this
McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8
McDonald's WiFi by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018

Mcdonald's wifi 

One's wifi so bad that they can not stop lagging this type of wifi can be seen in video games or Mcdonald's itself

Let me tell you this wifi is TRASH
Person 1: OH My GOD I KEEP LAGGING
Person 2: HA YOU HAVE MCDONALD'S WIFI

Mcdonald’s Wifi 

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”
I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI
Mcdonald’s Wifi by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018

mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi 

The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)
Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this

McDonalds WiFi 

“Dude Jerry really has McDonalds WiFi.”
McDonalds WiFi by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019
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