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A young gay guy eating in McDonald's who's parents won't accept that they are in fact Homosexual.
Hey look at that McTwink try to come out to his clueless father.
McTwink by mr. tasty8888 June 8, 2010
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Pinkle winkle mctinkle 

Another term for uriantion
Your driving makes me Pinkle Winkle McTinkle in my pants!

mcqwinkie 

Name used to describe a man who is able to absolutely sweep girls of their feet.
extravagant in bed with a perfect penis en some amazing moves u have never felt before.
On the other hand he the first guy to be gone the morning after.
At first I wasn’t sure, but damn that guy was a real mcqwinkie.
mcqwinkie by Englishman_in_NY November 22, 2021

Shrinky mcwinky 

A shrivelled yo winky that looks like a wet paper bag it is most common with Middle Aged women and is a serious disorder for the mentally retarded as they start carrying there young in their shrinky mcwinky this in turn suffocates the child lowering the Brain capacity of these fellow retards
Me:“Doctor I have the T word!”
Doctor:”no it cannot be......A SHRINKY MCWINKY!”
Me:yes and I carry my 24 year old son in it like a baby kangaroo”
Doctor: your dad hits you
Shrinky mcwinky by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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