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McTwitches

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"
Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."

John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."

Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."

John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."

Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."

John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.

Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."

John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
McTwitches by Adel7 September 8, 2007

Snitchy McSnitchface 

A person who drops colleagues in the shit, directly or indirectly.
Hey Morty, you know that Dicky Biggs guy? He’s a Snitchy McSnitchface. He will drop you in it given the chance!

McSnitcherson 

A nickname for someone who easily gets annoyed; someone who has a big forehead. You can call someone who tells people everything and is always loud and obnoxious a McSnitcherson.
Vicky What a McSnitcherson!
Mateo Oh yeah she is!

Molly You guys are so annoying lol !

McSnitch 

Karen of the companies, who snitches on law-abiding, tax-paying citizens. (imaginary (they are watching us))
"OMG, i got McSnitched™ in Amongus."

"Jesus Christ, he is working at McSnitch™"
McSnitch by zomtomtom December 11, 2024
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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