McSpliff

1) to go to a Mcdonalds and purchase drugs (in most cases marijuana)

2) to go to mcdonalds for the purpose of buying a mcburger but blazing before so the food is much more enjoyable

3) to use mcdonalds washrooms to roll copious amounts of marijuana into small little spliffs

dude need weed nobodies round

get a McSpliff there always a guy munching out at mcdonalds

McSpliff by ANON-EH-MOUS February 16, 2010

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McSpiff

A form of digital-anal intercourse between men, where a finger is inserted deep enough in the rectum to put pressure on the prostate as an accompaniment to oral or manual sex.

Also sometimes called a "spiff" or a "McSpiffy."

He didn't seem to like the blowjob until I gave him a McSpiff. Now I remember to spiff him every time.

McSpiff by tannerstages August 3, 2010

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McSpliff • mcspliffin • McSpiff • McSpiffy

mcspliffin

Too Good at something; another word for mvp

You are soo mcspliffin when it comes to 2k!!

mcspliffin by Newworrdds December 29, 2017

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McSpiffy

someone over the top, crazy, sometimes totally stupid, and just plain spiffy

Wow, they're so mcspiffy

McSpiffy by Caitlyn Comintary November 15, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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