McNastyism

McNastyism is the religion in where the followers believe that Becker is god!This religion dates back to ancient times and was first established on the Isle of Bekker, an island neighboring the lost city of Atlantis! Becker is thought to be the lost god of sex and violence in greek mythology but due to his controversial behavior the greek people feared him and wrote him out of there history! The havok armada of the isle of Bekker later recovered the McNasty Gospels just south of Atlantis and soon after found the Book of Mastercox and the commandments of weaver completing the holy trinity of McNastyism!The religion then was lost for several years until the time of the salem witch hunts where an alleged witch discovered the location of the 3 books and then in the early 90's a pbs film crew discovered some relics of beckers while searching for atlantis! Now McNastyism is an increasingly popular religion! Well known followers of McNastyism include; Matt Becker, Kyle Cox, Kenton Weaver, The cast of Bio-Dome,over half of Hollywood, and The Trix Rabbit who is a high preist!

Theologian: What religion do you practice?

Guy at the porn shop: McNastyism duh!

Theologian: ah yes very good! Me too my son!

by matt-becker April 6, 2009

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Beaver Dam McNastys

A group of females from Beaver Dam WI, that althought think they are "hot shit" are just nasty sweaty icky people. Called McNastys because they can be compared to McDonalds; Fast, Easy, Cheap, Greasy and not good for ones health. Look at it this way, you dont CRAVE Mcdonalds, you go there when you need something fast and cheap. Like wise, nothing about this group of females are good. You just go to them when you need something fast and cheap, and like McDonalds, you deeply regret it after the deeds been done.

Bob: "Damn jason i need some easy poon tonite"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"

by FTFO July 8, 2011

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