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The cheekiest boi on the planet
"Have you seen McJells new video?"
"Yeah, it was fucking cheeky"
McJell by Cheeky Boi The Goat February 7, 2021
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myjellybean 

For JB chat: A wonderful place to go when you are completely bored and have absolutely nothing to do with your life. The people there vary from super cool to super bitchy and random mods ban you for no reason (but that's just sometimes). it's a great place to ask any questions you don't feel comfortable asking people in real life. it's an amazing escape.
I'm bored, guess I'll go on myjellybean.
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myjellybean 

Awesome chat site where eventualy everybody knows everybody if you stick around long enough. It's your favorite place to go when you are bored, but you don't dare tell your friends about it. JB ia your dirty little addicitive secret.
Every 6 months or so there is guaranteed to be drama, and like death it seems to happen in sets of 3. People faking people, making up lies, random IP bannings, and "getting" members. This makes many members mad, but yet we all stick around anyway or "quit" but really just come back a few months later.
Many supportive members. Post a pic of yourself, you're called gorgeous. Post a pic of a beautiful girl you don't like and we will call her ugly. JB has got your back. Just watch out for the evil jellybitch.
Everybody still misses the Sex Board
Myjellybean.com/chat is my secret drug, and I'm addcited.
myjellybean by JBer09 December 30, 2009
Majella is a radiantly beautiful woman, who loves Jesus with her whole heart. She is loyal, kind, compassionate and sensitive. She loves teaching children and she is an extremely talented dancer! There should be more women like Majella in this world! She is God's beloved child and she will do great things to glorify Jesus!
Majella is a beautiful woman inside and out!
Majella by Mkbt November 22, 2017

myjellybean 

A shitty online magazine but an amazing forum. The community on the JB boards is small but loyal. The personalities of different members shine through very well there. This creates awesome drama and relatively good online friendships.

It is unfortunately ruled by an evil masked administer known as Jellybitch, who’s goal is to ravage the JB community and turn it into a teeny-booper ‘chat site’/tampon fan club/outlet for paedos. JBers bravely take it upon themselves to defeat this demon, even if it means sacrificing themselves (IP bans are common play) for the greater good.
I think myjellybean.com/chat is the best site on the whole internet.
myjellybean by JBer February 2, 2008

Mckellenism

This is a secret underground cult created by Ian McKellen himself. His clan members were found straight, and some even engaged to woman. He quickly seduced them and began creating his clan of gay minions. He uses a highly difficult method called, "Backdoor" to do his recruiting. Also known as "Backdooring their asses." They all start out with a speedo, but higher classes get better speedos. The highest is a white leopard-skin speedo. As of now, Ian is the only one who wears one, and hasn't taken it off for many decades.

The clan members are called Mckellenites, and will forever be locked in an epic battle against the Jedi.
Wow, that kid's gay enough to convert to Mckellenism!

Hey, lock your doors. Tonight is when the Mckellenites come out and backdoor some helpless guys ass.
Mckellenism by ifIhadaname December 13, 2010
Mckella is the most outgoing person evvaaaaaaaa! She has the greatest friends and popular with everyone. No body shape but amazingly gorgeous! Guys flock to be with her or just to get a chance to hang out. Very bold and not afraid to be herself and stick out in the crowd. Loves her family and has close relationships with all of them. Excessively kind to everyone no matter status or popularity. Guys would be lucky to be with her, shes super dedicated to her loved ones and would never let them down. She's the sweetest person you could ever meet.
That girls fine!

She must be a mckella, I heard she's the coolest person!
mckella by Llama gurrl December 3, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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