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myjellybean 

For JB chat: A wonderful place to go when you are completely bored and have absolutely nothing to do with your life. The people there vary from super cool to super bitchy and random mods ban you for no reason (but that's just sometimes). it's a great place to ask any questions you don't feel comfortable asking people in real life. it's an amazing escape.
I'm bored, guess I'll go on myjellybean.
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myjellybean 

Awesome chat site where eventualy everybody knows everybody if you stick around long enough. It's your favorite place to go when you are bored, but you don't dare tell your friends about it. JB ia your dirty little addicitive secret.
Every 6 months or so there is guaranteed to be drama, and like death it seems to happen in sets of 3. People faking people, making up lies, random IP bannings, and "getting" members. This makes many members mad, but yet we all stick around anyway or "quit" but really just come back a few months later.
Many supportive members. Post a pic of yourself, you're called gorgeous. Post a pic of a beautiful girl you don't like and we will call her ugly. JB has got your back. Just watch out for the evil jellybitch.
Everybody still misses the Sex Board
Myjellybean.com/chat is my secret drug, and I'm addcited.
myjellybean by JBer09 December 30, 2009
Majella is a radiantly beautiful woman, who loves Jesus with her whole heart. She is loyal, kind, compassionate and sensitive. She loves teaching children and she is an extremely talented dancer! There should be more women like Majella in this world! She is God's beloved child and she will do great things to glorify Jesus!
Majella is a beautiful woman inside and out!
Majella by Mkbt November 22, 2017

myjellybean 

A shitty online magazine but an amazing forum. The community on the JB boards is small but loyal. The personalities of different members shine through very well there. This creates awesome drama and relatively good online friendships.

It is unfortunately ruled by an evil masked administer known as Jellybitch, who’s goal is to ravage the JB community and turn it into a teeny-booper ‘chat site’/tampon fan club/outlet for paedos. JBers bravely take it upon themselves to defeat this demon, even if it means sacrificing themselves (IP bans are common play) for the greater good.
I think myjellybean.com/chat is the best site on the whole internet.
myjellybean by JBer February 2, 2008

Mckellenism

This is a secret underground cult created by Ian McKellen himself. His clan members were found straight, and some even engaged to woman. He quickly seduced them and began creating his clan of gay minions. He uses a highly difficult method called, "Backdoor" to do his recruiting. Also known as "Backdooring their asses." They all start out with a speedo, but higher classes get better speedos. The highest is a white leopard-skin speedo. As of now, Ian is the only one who wears one, and hasn't taken it off for many decades.

The clan members are called Mckellenites, and will forever be locked in an epic battle against the Jedi.
Wow, that kid's gay enough to convert to Mckellenism!

Hey, lock your doors. Tonight is when the Mckellenites come out and backdoor some helpless guys ass.
Mckellenism by ifIhadaname December 13, 2010
Mckella is the most outgoing person evvaaaaaaaa! She has the greatest friends and popular with everyone. No body shape but amazingly gorgeous! Guys flock to be with her or just to get a chance to hang out. Very bold and not afraid to be herself and stick out in the crowd. Loves her family and has close relationships with all of them. Excessively kind to everyone no matter status or popularity. Guys would be lucky to be with her, shes super dedicated to her loved ones and would never let them down. She's the sweetest person you could ever meet.
That girls fine!

She must be a mckella, I heard she's the coolest person!
mckella by Llama gurrl December 3, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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