McHoarder

A person that collects Happy Meal Toys.

Why don't you go play with Fat Billy anymore Susie? He won't let anyone near his happy meal toy collection, he's a fucking McHoarder.

by urbdawg July 26, 2014

choarder

One who hoards chapstick; most commonly a preteen or teenage girl. Collects but never intends on finishing each and every one.

Madison-" can I use your chapstick?"
Courtney-"Sure..which one?"(pulls out a drawer of about 50)
Madison-" OMG, you're such a choarder"

by John65359 January 13, 2014

Memhoarder

A person who only reads memoirs. And most likely trashy Hollywood memoirs.

When Charlie Sheen writes his memoir Lola will be the first winner in line at the book signing. What a memhoarder.

by Tinkerbell Hilton August 22, 2011