McDruff 

When you produce so much dandruff you could salt your chips with it.

Dan: I haven't washed in so long I couldn't McDruff my chips with my dandruff.
Max: That is disgraceful please wash.

McDruff by TrueShitlez April 4, 2017

McDuffle Shuffle 

The McDuffle Shuffle can be seen almost exclusively on the west side of Jacksonville Florida on McDuff Ave. The McDuffle Shuffle consists of standing on the corner with an incomprehensible sign, often attached to a tennis racket. A shuffler is often mistaken for a bum, but bums carry signs that make more sense.

A true Shuffler often offers extremely good song lyrics for sale (mostly rhyming) and plasters his windows with various batshit crazy rants.

Hey look at Jeff, he is down on the corner doin' the McDuffle Shuffle again.

Yup, he sure is, look at his sign, it says, "Munchausen by Jackass" what the fuck does that mean?

It means he is Crazier than a rathouse shit.

McDuffle Shuffle by Jeffwatcher November 20, 2011

Scruff McGruff 

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".

"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

Scruff McGruff by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third November 24, 2003

McGruff

A guy that Hangs out at Old #3 in Roslyn, WA trying to get young guys to go to the bathroom with him.

You want to go McGruff in the bathroom

McGruff by Baller42o May 26, 2009

mcduffy 

Ice Cream of any flavor smudged between 2 rather large size cookies of any flavor or mixtures.

Jimbo looked East as the wind blew gently acrossed his brow, tell him yellow aint the color, "you all sell them ice cream cookies?", "ah yes, Mcduffy's, isle 4"

mcduffy by Damien Williams September 12, 2008

McTruffen 

in food terms...a disgusting breakfast or in person terms....a stupid goon who looks like a mctruffen in food terms.

A goofy, goonish woman on a bus sniffing and farting, smelling like sprouts, looks and smells like a McTruffen, a disgusting breakfast.

McTruffen by edmundowhatsthatonyourheadundo November 26, 2010

Banana McDuffie 

A mixed drink made up of a whole banana that is soaked in a large glass filled with vodka, rum, whiskey, hpnotiq, tequila, and gin. Once the banana is thoroughly soaked, you eat it as quickly as possible and wash it down with the mixture of alcohol remaining.

Guy 1 - "I went to the craziest party last night and saw this guy make and eat a Banana McDuffie"

Banana McDuffie by Joey Chestnut III July 4, 2009