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When you produce so much dandruff you could salt your chips with it.
Dan: I haven't washed in so long I couldn't McDruff my chips with my dandruff.
Max: That is disgraceful please wash.
McDruff by TrueShitlez April 4, 2017
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McDuffle Shuffle 

The McDuffle Shuffle can be seen almost exclusively on the west side of Jacksonville Florida on McDuff Ave. The McDuffle Shuffle consists of standing on the corner with an incomprehensible sign, often attached to a tennis racket. A shuffler is often mistaken for a bum, but bums carry signs that make more sense.

A true Shuffler often offers extremely good song lyrics for sale (mostly rhyming) and plasters his windows with various batshit crazy rants.
Hey look at Jeff, he is down on the corner doin' the McDuffle Shuffle again.

Yup, he sure is, look at his sign, it says, "Munchausen by Jackass" what the fuck does that mean?

It means he is Crazier than a rathouse shit.
McDuffle Shuffle by Jeffwatcher November 20, 2011

Scruff McGruff 

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".
"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"
A guy that Hangs out at Old #3 in Roslyn, WA trying to get young guys to go to the bathroom with him.
You want to go McGruff in the bathroom
McGruff by Baller42o May 26, 2009
Ice Cream of any flavor smudged between 2 rather large size cookies of any flavor or mixtures.
Jimbo looked East as the wind blew gently acrossed his brow, tell him yellow aint the color, "you all sell them ice cream cookies?", "ah yes, Mcduffy's, isle 4"
mcduffy by Damien Williams September 12, 2008

McTruffen 

in food terms...a disgusting breakfast or in person terms....a stupid goon who looks like a mctruffen in food terms.
A goofy, goonish woman on a bus sniffing and farting, smelling like sprouts, looks and smells like a McTruffen, a disgusting breakfast.

Banana McDuffie 

A mixed drink made up of a whole banana that is soaked in a large glass filled with vodka, rum, whiskey, hpnotiq, tequila, and gin. Once the banana is thoroughly soaked, you eat it as quickly as possible and wash it down with the mixture of alcohol remaining.
Guy 1 - "I went to the craziest party last night and saw this guy make and eat a Banana McDuffie"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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