A mythical beast that resembles a girafee but possesses a neck that is twice the size of a normal giraffes neck. This often causes its neck to be unstable in which case it's head drags on the ground. They're known to be incredibly friendly and have a weak spot for Sonic.
Person 1: Has anyone seen Ethan?
Person 2: He said he was taking his Mccafe for a ride to Sonic.
Person 1: What's a Mccafe!?!?!
Person 2: He said he was taking his Mccafe for a ride to Sonic.
Person 1: What's a Mccafe!?!?!
by Fagelle April 23, 2009
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Crickey, this McCafé sells better coffee than Starbucks for a lower price. I bet my sheep will love this stuff.
by Billy Bubba August 5, 2008
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The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.
by AN0SEater March 20, 2020
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Katie McCabe because of her attitude. And she scored an Olimpico at the World Cup.
Katie McCabe because of her attitude. And she scored an Olimpico at the World Cup.
by chFree77 October 27, 2023
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by stuffit69 March 11, 2013
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Get the Pat McAfee mug.A barely passable virus scanning program that updates at the worst possible times. Tends to render your computer completely useless whenever it starts an update (which it doesn't ask to start and you can't cancel or pause) or starts a virus scan automatically (which it doesn't ask to start). You would probably be better off getting something like Ad-Aware, which has done more for me than McAfee.
McAfee updates at horrible times, almost like the creators want you to die.
User: *starts up important program*
53 minutes later, still doing something important.
McAfee: Hey, that guy is doing important things. We should update now so his computer won't be able to do anything!
*starts update*
User: OH GODDAMMIT MCAFEE UPDATE!!!
*Bluescreen*
User: FUCK! THAT IMPORTANT THING IS DUE IN AN HOUR AND I DIDN'T SAVE IT!
User: *starts up important program*
53 minutes later, still doing something important.
McAfee: Hey, that guy is doing important things. We should update now so his computer won't be able to do anything!
*starts update*
User: OH GODDAMMIT MCAFEE UPDATE!!!
*Bluescreen*
User: FUCK! THAT IMPORTANT THING IS DUE IN AN HOUR AND I DIDN'T SAVE IT!
by Bolt Lightning March 16, 2009
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