McCafé 

Place where they sell high quality coffee. In Australia McCafé is bigger than Starbucks (Starbucks is a bit of a failure there).

Crickey, this McCafé sells better coffee than Starbucks for a lower price. I bet my sheep will love this stuff.

McCafé by Billy Bubba August 5, 2008

Mccafe 

A mythical beast that resembles a girafee but possesses a neck that is twice the size of a normal giraffes neck. This often causes its neck to be unstable in which case it's head drags on the ground. They're known to be incredibly friendly and have a weak spot for Sonic.

Person 1: Has anyone seen Ethan?
Person 2: He said he was taking his Mccafe for a ride to Sonic.
Person 1: What's a Mccafe!?!?!

Mccafe by Fagelle April 23, 2009

McCafe Vanilla Shake 

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.

I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.

McCafe Vanilla Shake by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Katie McCabe 

Katie McCard. Katie McGoal. Only scores bangers. Football player for Ireland and Arsenal.

Who is the most badass football player ever?
Katie McCabe because of her attitude. And she scored an Olimpico at the World Cup.

Katie McCabe by chFree77 October 27, 2023

mcafee a dog

Expression of extreme sexual arousal. Popular 4chan phrase inspired by John McAfee's claims of mdpv triggered bestiality with canines.

"I'm so horny I could McAfee a dog!!"

mcafee a dog by stuffit69 March 11, 2013

Pat McAfee

Retired NFL Punter/Kicker for the Indianapolis Colts. Has large thighs.

I am wearing my Pat McAfee jersey

Pat McAfee by Patrick McCafee October 26, 2020

McAfee 

A barely passable virus scanning program that updates at the worst possible times. Tends to render your computer completely useless whenever it starts an update (which it doesn't ask to start and you can't cancel or pause) or starts a virus scan automatically (which it doesn't ask to start). You would probably be better off getting something like Ad-Aware, which has done more for me than McAfee.

McAfee updates at horrible times, almost like the creators want you to die.
User: *starts up important program*
53 minutes later, still doing something important.
McAfee: Hey, that guy is doing important things. We should update now so his computer won't be able to do anything!
*starts update*
User: OH GODDAMMIT MCAFEE UPDATE!!!
*Bluescreen*
User: FUCK! THAT IMPORTANT THING IS DUE IN AN HOUR AND I DIDN'T SAVE IT!

McAfee by Bolt Lightning March 16, 2009