An individual who panics about absolutly everything. A Mccaffrey will often get easily stressed out about simple tasks and will get mad when a telephone rings. It is unwise to try and give this individual information because they will ask an infinite amount of questions of which you do not have the answer to, but you told them everything you already know. Often has the same qualities as a small dog; alot of energy, moves fast when walking from a desk to a door, easily startled, and gets mad very easily.
"John there is no reason to get upset about the meeting, dont be a Mccaffrey."
by Spc Vancel April 18, 2007
Get the mug
Get a Mccaffrey mug for your friend Georges.
When a person that is getting made fun of, has nothing but untrue, off the wall and outright ridiculous comebacks, which are completely unfunny as well as make no sense.
"That made no sense at all, you totally pulled a mccaffrey on that one."
by Donnie_ETAC August 06, 2007
Get the merch
Get the Mccaffrey neck gaiter and mug.
When a grown man has to run away and cry for help to a bigger and/or tougher man to come to his aid, to help him with his problems with his bullies/friends. Once the bigger/tougher man is done scolding the bullies, the said, mccaffrey will then come strutting back to the room acting as if nothing had happened.
"Oh look he is crying, he is probably going to pull a Mccaffrey now..."
by Donnie_ETAC August 06, 2007
Get the merch
Get the Mccaffrey neck gaiter and mug.
When a woman has a terrible case of diarrhea during or immediately following anal sex to both partner's sexual arousal.
I want you to give me a McCaffrey! Do it on my face!
by Glider Rider June 21, 2007
Get the mug
Get a McCaffrey mug for your barber Trump.
When a person receives a Blow Job inside or around a trash/garbage dumpster with whipped cream, by an inexperienced female.
"Did you get a mccaffrey from your new girfriend?"
by Donnie_ETAC August 06, 2007
Get the mug
Get a mccaffrey mug for your Aunt Rihanna.
A very attractive football player from Colorado who played running back for Stanford University and is currently the running back for the Carolina Panthers. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His older brother Max, is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His younger brother Dylan, plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. His youngest brother is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.
Person 1: Wow, look at Christian Mccaffrey. He is so fine!

Person 2: He's such a great football player too, certainly knows how to run the ball.
by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Christian McCaffrey mug for your daughter Sarah.
A football family from Colorado consisting of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, San Francisco 49'ers wide receiver Max McCaffrey, Carolina Panthers running back Christian McCaffrey, University of Michigan quarterback Dylan McCaffrey, and University of Nebraska commit Luke McCaffrey
Person 1: The McCaffrey Family is bound to become football royalty. With Dad and all the brothers playing football.

Person 2: Yeah. The Manning era is about over, and the McCaffrey Era is upon us.
by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018
Get the mug
Get a McCaffrey Family mug for your Facebook friend Beatrix.