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McAllist 

(mcallist: verb: mcallists: 3rd person present: mcallisting: gerund or present participle: mcallisted: past tense: mcallisted: past participle) To illegally defend yourself.
You should not mcallist if criminals are breaking in to your house!
McAllist by Mr. Cave May 31, 2022
Words you can keep

McAllistering 

To approach into another coworkers cubicle without making a sound and stare at them, then give them an awkward smile when they turn around.
James attempted McAllistering his female manager, and ended up with a sexual harassment charge.
McAllistering by ninja_m0nkey October 28, 2011

Jenn McAllister 

A super skinny thicc legend that stomps around flexin. They like to act, and film themselves sitting in their hallway. They are usually seen with Alyx Weiss, a classic thorter.
Look at that girl! She is such a Jenn Mcallister, wow she must weigh 100 lbs, only butt fat.

McAllister 

The guy all the girls want. Nice, sweet, loving,and even handsome. Has an amazing smile. Best at all sports. He is one of a kind.
McAllister!!!
Yes,wassup
Can we hang out sometime

Yea sure
McAllister by ,? February 10, 2019

Ben McAllistered 

The act of suggesting that a group do a certain action and then being the only one unable to perform it. Referring to famous English National Lacrosse keeper Ben McAllister.
Ben: "Hey guys, we should totally parkour this wall."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."

Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.

Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."

Ben McAllistered 

To suggest everyone do something then be the only one to fail miserably at it. Named after famous English National Lacrosse Team player Ben McAllister.
Guy 1: "Yesterday James suggested we shoot half-court shots 'till we each sunk one. We waited for him for like four hours."

Guy 2: "Sounds like he got Ben McAllistered."
Ben McAllistered by James243 March 8, 2010

Jenn Mcallister 

a successful youtuber who has over 3.6 million subscribers. Known for her comedic vlog style videos especially episode and postmates buys her stuff videos. One of the sweetest and hard working people out there. Commonly seen with her dog, Finn Mcallister.
“Did you see the new Jenn Mcallister video? It was so funny!”
Jenn Mcallister by wiecking August 12, 2019
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