mayo man 

Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black

Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much

Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays

mayo man by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020

Mayo Man 

person who loves to rub mayonnaise on their titties

Logan pulls a mayo man twice a week

Mayo Man by 28Mxdonalds August 16, 2021

Creamy mayo man

dude named cody

OUUUU HES A Creamy mayo man

Creamy mayo man by JESUSHATESNFTS December 2, 2021

man mayo 

A slang term for male ejaculate.

Hey Susie, that sandwich looks a little dry. Would you like me to put some man mayo on it?

man mayo by Aaron June 29, 2004

man mayo 

the fruits of a mans spurt reynolds

man:"were you gonna eat that"
freind:"theres mayo,and then theres mayo. your taking the piss"

man mayo by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

mayomaniac 

Someone who is obsessed with mayo.

Hey did you hear that Hannah is obsessed with mayo. She is totally a mayomaniac.

mayomaniac by lol6969420 February 24, 2022

Mayoman danny sandwitch

A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.

Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.

He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.

Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.

Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please

Mayoman danny sandwitch by The start June 25, 2022