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Mayflower mouth

The apparent inability of some white Americans to pronounce non-Anglo-Saxon names correctly. In particular, the clearly deliberate mispronunciation or dispronunciation of such names by a member of the white elite as a way of implying social superiority and deprecating non-white origins. This form of speech suggests a link between the speaker and the original 102 Mayflower settlers, whose names are typical of common early 17th century English names.

Another term for the same syndrome is 'Hamptons lockjaw'. The Hamptons in Long Island are a popular vacationing spot for the wealthy, with some of the highest real estate values in the USA. This term is likely to be a variant on 'Locust Valley lockjaw', or 'Larchmont lockjaw', which make similar geographical references. All are synonyms for the Mid-Atlantic Accent, a mixture of American and British speech habits which was deliberately adopted from the early 20th century by members of the social elite in certain of the original Northeastern colonies - for example, the Boston Brahmins - as a mark of difference and superiority. It was, and is considered unnatural by many because of its exaggerated articulation, involving much clenching of the jaw.
That guy's got a real bad case of Mayflower mouth - he just won't say 'Kamala' right, even after he's heard it. It's insulting.
Mayflower mouth by Hebdomeros October 29, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012