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A stupid term used by Scottish twats which basically redefines "get your arse kicked"
aye! say that again and you're gonna get mawkied!
Mawkied by cheddarfag May 17, 2011
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1. A grandmother who is wise and compasionate.
2. A storyteller. (Usually an older woman or grandmother.)
3. A wise teacher. (Female) (Usually an older woman or grandmother)
1. Mawkie taught us many things through the stories of her childhood.
2. Mawkie used to take us to the park when we visited her each weekend.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
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Mawkie: A grandmother who is full of spiritual wisdom.
Mawkie told us a story of when she was a little girl.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
1. A very wise older woman; usually a grandmother.
2. A grandmother who has great spiritual wisdom and/or insight.
3. A mature woman who offers spiritual guidance.
Mawkie used to share the many stories of her childhood each time we visited her.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
1. Grandmother who has great wisdom and offers spiritual guidance and direction.

2. Storyteller usually an elder woman , Grandmother who shares stories passed along through prior generations and family traditions.
Mawkie taught us many things and shared many stories that had been passed down through many generations.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 6, 2018
Mawkie, Grandmother, Grandma Granny, Grandmother, Elder), [Woman, Crone, Mage Spritual, Wise, Storyteller
1. Mawkie, shared many stories about her childhood, and taught us many wise things
2. We would go out to Mawkie's Grandma's house every weekend and she would take us to play the beach.
3. Mawki loved all her grandchildren and taught us many wise things.
Mawkie by Love4Music June 8, 2018
1. An older woman ie. (Grandmother) or (Elder) who is peaceful, kind, gentle, nurturing, wise, and/or spiritual.
2. A wise woman with great intuition and empathy. A spiritual guide or leader (Usually a Grandmother or other female elder.)
Mawkie taught us many things such as love, compassion, and honesty. She took us to the park every weekend and told us many stories of her childhood and stories past down through generations.
Mawkie by Wordman1972 June 12, 2018
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