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maurisio 

Maurisio's are nice, sweet, date taller people, and often called monkeys or crazy people from there friends and family
Look at that Maurisio over there, and why is he dating a girl that's taller than him
maurisio by Haisbdbsje February 27, 2017
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Maurisio 

Nobody likes him, and he doesn't know why, but he does at the same time, but he can't change it.
Why is Maurisio so annoying
Maurisio by Loldontbegay March 23, 2019

Maurizio 

A guy who’s dick is bigger than his ego...
Jk, Maurizio is a very sweet Italian guy who falls in love randomly. He knows how to treat girls and is a 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓸𝓲.
But he actually has a big dick :)
Come over and let me smash, Maurizio
Maurizio by Hisnumberonebitch August 16, 2019

Mauricio 

Mauricio is a very funny guy. He knows how to flirt and good in the bed. Ladies should hit his dms first. He likes to do pranks and and is ladys man. But he is not no simp never cath him lacking being a simp.
Omg mauricio is so cute
Mauricio by jordan lemor October 8, 2019

mauricio 

mauricio is a super hot white guy/mexican who can pull any girl (except one). He has the most beautiful eyes and the scrumptiest peach fuzz. Looking at his lean muscles will make you wish he was absolutely rocking your shit (WWE way). Everyone needs a Mauricio in their life just so they can see how much better it makes it.
Julianna: wow you're so awesome
Mauricio: stfu bitch you broke my heart
mauricio by sexiest person alive <3 February 4, 2021

Mauricio 

This boy is a bomb ass nigga, although he may be a bit autistic he is a sex god. He can size his dick up or down to the preferred size. He is also extremely good at Fortnite. Whenever you see him he has a hand ready to beat his chest with a loose wrist and a firm hand. He is extremely chill and a cool guy to hang out with. All he needs is a girlfriend which he could totally get cause according to my sources, he is a sexy beast. He is a 100% beaner and is extremely proud that my grandpa owned his.
Ty: Shit is that Mauricio?
Peter: Fuck ya nigga, I finna cum

Mauricio 

Mauricio is a very smart guy...he will always know how to treat a girl right and he's good in bed

He will always make you happy..mauricio can turn any girl on..but he is vary serious with his relationships..only the girl he loves can get to his soft side..one last thing he's vary loyal..I wish I had a boyfriend like him
Girl hey your cute

Mauricio thx but I have a girlfriend
Mauricio by Mauricio in shot September 20, 2018
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B)
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A)
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