Mauink
Gf: i want a loving passionate night but at the same time I need you to fuck me as hard as you can
Bf: that doesn't make any sense. you're being mauink
Bf: that doesn't make any sense. you're being mauink
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Malinka
crazy ex-marine who thought it would be a good idea to teach science to smart(ass) kids. loved by many. frequently challenges students to races, but then backs down. likes to eat fruit in front of hungry students. has a crazy mustache that is quite arguably liked more than he is.
accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair
the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.
is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.
is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.
accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair
the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.
is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.
is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.
Malinka by thatonegirls96 April 26, 2011
mauin'
mauin' by Ricky Utopia April 4, 2008
Malinko
A retarded and corrupt player on the game called Graal Online. He goes around monopolizing player worlds and stealing their NPCs. He also abuses his powers and acts like a two year old.
Malinko by Superman22 April 4, 2004
mainkick
The opposite of 'sidekick'. If Robin is Batman's sidekick then Batman is Robin's MAINKICK. Not Hero/Mentor/Boss but mainkick!
Dude 1: Bro, Robin and Batman are fags!
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Batman is Robin's fag boss!
Random_Geek: Excuse me, but the correct term is *mainkick*, Batman is Robin's mainkick..douchebags...
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Batman is Robin's fag boss!
Random_Geek: Excuse me, but the correct term is *mainkick*, Batman is Robin's mainkick..douchebags...
mainkick by shahifaqeer April 30, 2011
Majinka
i.e. Like David Blane freaking out strangers in the street. Or the crazy sh!t you might have got into last night but can't fully explain.
in a sentence: David Blane pulled some major majinka on some drunk folks at a bar.
or: We pulled a majinka when we woke up with no memory of how the car ended up in the swimming pool.
in a sentence: David Blane pulled some major majinka on some drunk folks at a bar.
or: We pulled a majinka when we woke up with no memory of how the car ended up in the swimming pool.
Majinka by HellsBelle_30 March 27, 2011
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