Mauink

When your sexual partner doesn't make any fucking sense in sex

Gf: i want a loving passionate night but at the same time I need you to fuck me as hard as you can

Bf: that doesn't make any sense. you're being mauink

by Camo413 June 3, 2018

Malinka

crazy ex-marine who thought it would be a good idea to teach science to smart(ass) kids. loved by many. frequently challenges students to races, but then backs down. likes to eat fruit in front of hungry students. has a crazy mustache that is quite arguably liked more than he is.

accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair

the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.

is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.

is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.

Mr. Malinka: YOU'RE LAAAAAAAAATE! YOU WANT A LUNCH DETENTION?

by thatonegirls96 April 26, 2011

mauin'

the act of chowing and munching down your food

dude i was mauin' down mickey d's double cheeseburgers all day

by Ricky Utopia April 4, 2008

Malinko

A retarded and corrupt player on the game called Graal Online. He goes around monopolizing player worlds and stealing their NPCs. He also abuses his powers and acts like a two year old.

Malinko jailed me because I said hi.

by Superman22 April 4, 2004

mainkick

The opposite of 'sidekick'. If Robin is Batman's sidekick then Batman is Robin's MAINKICK. Not Hero/Mentor/Boss but mainkick!

Dude 1: Bro, Robin and Batman are fags!
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Batman is Robin's fag boss!
Random_Geek: Excuse me, but the correct term is *mainkick*, Batman is Robin's mainkick..douchebags...

by shahifaqeer April 30, 2011

Mauin

The act of oral sex on a woman.

Person 1 - "Miro is mauin on Rosaanna."
Person 2 - "Damn, i ain't sharing joints with him anymore!"
Person 1 - "True dat. Manpreet!"

by FlexIn September 16, 2005

Majinka

Magical hijinkx. Like pulling a Houdini, but funnier.

i.e. Like David Blane freaking out strangers in the street. Or the crazy sh!t you might have got into last night but can't fully explain.

in a sentence: David Blane pulled some major majinka on some drunk folks at a bar.

or: We pulled a majinka when we woke up with no memory of how the car ended up in the swimming pool.

by HellsBelle_30 March 27, 2011