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Maui Wowi 

Oral sex in which a slice of pineapple is placed around the penis and whip cream is placed on top. The girl eats the pineapple slice and whip cream while blowing the guy. Ideally the girl eats the last bite of pineapple and her man's whip cream together. Extra bonus if you she says MAUI WOWI with the pineapple and cream in her mouth.

Comes from the Hawaiian chain MAUI WOWI smoothies...
When I was in Hawaii I got a legit Maui Wowi from a local babe.
Maui Wowi by lllakagjjsdgsd May 30, 2017
Words you can keep

Maui Wowi 

An exclamation of excitement or happiness upon winning or completing a difficult trial.
Maui Wowi, that was a gas!
Maui Wowi by elrey2323 April 7, 2023

Maui Wowie

Some very fine, Positively THC-Infested weed which can be bought from dealers returning from Hawaii. The only true,dank-ass Mauie Wowie is found in Maui, Hawaii. It's usually sticky, a deep, bright green, and crawling with red and orange THC Hairs. The most recent Maui Wowie was received by Michael Hansen from direct locals.
Dude. My eyes are chinked. musta been that Maui Wowie.
Maui Wowie by Skunk Nuggets January 19, 2007

Maui Wowie

Better than average kula-grown buds. also the name of a local candy bar.
Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.
Maui Wowie by Sancho July 30, 2003

Maui wowie

An extremly potient strain of marijuana, usually grown in Hawaii
Hey bro, I just got some sweet geba

What kind is it?

Maui wowie

Ill get Billy Bong Thorten
Maui wowie by herbguy September 17, 2010

maui wowie

Weed from maui, commonly more expensive than other kinds.
Ex 1. Hey is party is wack lets get some maui wowie to spice it up.

Ex 2. Mike has a medical marijuana case, he always get his first pick which is maui wowie.

Maui Wowie

An actual brand of catnip sold in pet stores.
"I gave my cat that Maui Wowie 'nip, and she passed out for two days!"
Maui Wowie by wmdkitty January 2, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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