Maui Wowee

A person who makes up slang words and terms in the hopes of getting other individuals to spend hours figuring out the meaning of said word or term.

Umair, quit being such a maui wowee. I have better things to do with my time than contemplate your fictitious terms.

by WestCoastLisa February 11, 2006

maui-wowee

a man proud of his small stature and small dick(if you can call it one)....sucks at life, most of all poker and always backs losing teams

leave it to maui-wowee to fold on a full house ace high

by Villa February 16, 2005

maui-wowee

N - a wee man who puts heavy emphasis into some syllables of words but not others; any person who is the brunt of many jokes and friendly banter (esp. involving his litte sister).

Guy: Hey dude, I screwed your sister last night
Maui: Oh...my...GODDDD!
Guy: haha just kidding, you're such a Maui-Wowee
Maui: OOOKAY!

by ryanizzle May 13, 2005

Maui Wowie

Some very fine, Positively THC-Infested weed which can be bought from dealers returning from Hawaii. The only true,dank-ass Mauie Wowie is found in Maui, Hawaii. It's usually sticky, a deep, bright green, and crawling with red and orange THC Hairs. The most recent Maui Wowie was received by Michael Hansen from direct locals.

Dude. My eyes are chinked. musta been that Maui Wowie.

by Skunk Nuggets January 19, 2007

maui wowwee

Really strong Marijuana From Hawaii

Guy1: Did u get any of that Maui Wowwee From Your vacation to Hawaii?
Guy 2: Fuck yea i did thats shits hard to come by in the U.S.

by Lil_mama007 April 20, 2007

Maui Wowie

Better than average kula-grown buds. also the name of a local candy bar.

Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.

by Sancho July 30, 2003

Maui wowie

An extremly potient strain of marijuana, usually grown in Hawaii

Hey bro, I just got some sweet geba

What kind is it?

Maui wowie

Ill get Billy Bong Thorten

by herbguy September 17, 2010