maui-wowee
a man proud of his small stature and small dick(if you can call it one)....sucks at life, most of all poker and always backs losing teams
maui-wowee by Villa February 16, 2005
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maui-wowee
N - a wee man who puts heavy emphasis into some syllables of words but not others; any person who is the brunt of many jokes and friendly banter (esp. involving his litte sister).
Guy: Hey dude, I screwed your sister last night
Maui: Oh...my...GODDDD!
Guy: haha just kidding, you're such a Maui-Wowee
Maui: OOOKAY!
Maui: Oh...my...GODDDD!
Guy: haha just kidding, you're such a Maui-Wowee
Maui: OOOKAY!
maui-wowee by ryanizzle May 13, 2005
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Maui Wowee
A person who makes up slang words and terms in the hopes of getting other individuals to spend hours figuring out the meaning of said word or term.
Umair, quit being such a maui wowee. I have better things to do with my time than contemplate your fictitious terms.
Maui Wowee by WestCoastLisa February 11, 2006
Maui Wowie
Some very fine, Positively THC-Infested weed which can be bought from dealers returning from Hawaii. The only true,dank-ass Mauie Wowie is found in Maui, Hawaii. It's usually sticky, a deep, bright green, and crawling with red and orange THC Hairs. The most recent Maui Wowie was received by Michael Hansen from direct locals.
Maui Wowie by Skunk Nuggets January 19, 2007
maui wowwee
Guy1: Did u get any of that Maui Wowwee From Your vacation to Hawaii?
Guy 2: Fuck yea i did thats shits hard to come by in the U.S.
Guy 2: Fuck yea i did thats shits hard to come by in the U.S.
maui wowwee by Lil_mama007 April 20, 2007
Maui Wowie
Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.
Maui Wowie by Sancho July 30, 2003
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