Mauer

To think highly of oneself, and expect to be treated and spoiled like a little kid, resembling the Twins catcher Joe Mauer's attitude. In addition to the pompous attitude, one must not have any special talents or skills except for flaunting a big ego.

That guy is such a Mauer. He's so cocky when he has nothing to be cocky about.

by MissKatieSue July 17, 2011

The Mauer

The wall of Cannon Club on which dastardly deeds occur

Big Bert took her to the Mauer!

by Soup Bag November 04, 2022

mauer

In the game of Sheephead (Sheepshead), to not "pick" when you have a winning hand.

You would have won if you hadn't mauered.

by bajaskier March 11, 2008

mauer

noun, totally bangable 21-year old twins catcher (#7)

Dude, Joe Mauer is completely bangable

by Joe's girlfriend and boyfriend, janine and john June 16, 2004

mauer

verb, to present oneself in a bangable fashion

Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening

by Joe's girlfriend and boyfriend, janine and john June 16, 2004

joe mauer

the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler.

"Holy Shit! look at that batting average!!"

"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."

by mauer power haha July 07, 2006

J Mauer

A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.

Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!

by Hashtagj March 22, 2017