matzy 

a slow ass female, shes pretty dumb but is hard working and determined. an amazing person to be friends with, who'll always make sure youre doing good.

just met matzy today, shes so sweet and caring. she really knows how to put a smile on my face!

matzy by joemamajoemama August 12, 2021

Matzy 

a really cool person to hang around and no matter she makes your day a little better.

OMG MATZY IS SOOOOO COOL AND CHILL

Matzy by anonymous September 1, 2022

Ratty matty 

The most useless despicable character in the vampire diaries.

Hey do you know Matt

Ya ofc I wish he was dead
Ya I hate ratty matty

Ratty matty by Tvdlover🥃🍷❤️😍 June 29, 2020

Matzerbator 

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016

matty healy 

Singer of the band "The 1975" also one of the sexiest males on the planet.

When a girl looks at a picture of Matty Healy

Girl: Can i get pregnant from this?

matty healy by Sabrina ;) March 15, 2014

Matty Healy 

Matty Healy is the lead singer of The 1975. The only thing anyone could say to describe him best is that he is an Emo Lord. Matty likes red wine, Truman Capote, and using the word juxtaposition. Most importantly, he is the father to a puppy named Allen Ginsberg Jesus Christ.

"Wow who is that singing? He has a wonderful voice!"
"Oh that's Matty Healy from The 1975!"

Matty Healy by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 28, 2016

matzah ass

A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.

Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.

Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass

matzah ass by Mike McG July 3, 2008