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When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder

matthews dick by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017

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Brian Matthews dick

Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick

Brian Matthews dick is massive

Brian Matthews dick by Brian's Matthews dick February 8, 2021

Matthew's dick

Yankee wit no brim

Friend 1: is Matthew's dick circumcised

Friend 2: ye he got that yankee wit no brim

Matthew's dick by Ihateblackpeople69 May 14, 2020

matthew’s dick

Very, extremely small

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick

matthew’s dick by BigDickNibba69 May 17, 2018

big dick matthew

an omega hot guy with a huge dick only to clap one particular girl cough cough

big dick matthew just clapped erin omega hard!! she said it was like 11 inches !!!

big dick matthew by your momma 🥵 February 24, 2019

Matthew Dickinson

Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.

Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.

Matthew Dickinson by Jkinny July 19, 2011

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026