Matt Gaetz

A medical condition which causes a person’s head to become cube-like in shape.

My homie over here has a case of the Matt Gaetz. He be looking like Steve from Minecraft lmfao.

by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021

Matt Gaetz style baby

Also known as a teenage pregnancy.

My friend is in deep shit because he is going to have a Matt Gaetz style baby with his 16 year old gf.

by poifull April 7, 2021

The Matt Gaetz Eight

A group of eight Republicans led by Flordia Congressmen Matt Gaetz that ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy with aid of Democrats

I heard The Matt Gaetz Eight sold out every conservative in the country.

by jondich October 4, 2023

matgaetzik

The 17 year old juice-soaked and tangled pubic hair surrounding a congressman's swollen

masculinity.

Exhausted after two strong trumpityloads, I realized I needed to treat my matgaetzik with a

blend of Massengill 15YO and Castrol

by fukleberimounds_guy August 9, 2021