6 definitions by fukleberimounds_guy
A species of mostly brainless boobs, easily cleaved by mask mandates and vaccines, which is observed regularly by intelligent beings for entertainment. They are rumored to have arisen when a trumpityload splashed onto a blueberry syrup soaked muffin at Epstein's famous island.
Oh look! Humanitity has plowed all of the farm fields so that the topsoil can escape into the sea! Oh look! Humanitity has cut down the carbon – sink forest to produce junk mail that no one reads and overloads the landfill!
by fukleberimounds_guy January 18, 2022
the condition of Donald's masculinity on Jan.6 2021 insurrection day, which did NOT get punched so he continues to be a lying prick.
If I'd have been in the Oval Office while Trump cheered the rioters I'd have changed his insurerection in a big way!
by fukleberimounds_guy January 20, 2022
Exhausted after two strong trumpityloads, I realized I needed to treat my matgaetzik with a
blend of Massengill 15YO and Castrol
blend of Massengill 15YO and Castrol
by fukleberimounds_guy August 9, 2021
During a thunderstorm while at the library, a friend swatted my arse with a magazine which brought forth a trumpityload
by fukleberimounds_guy December 16, 2020
Fukleberimounds is motor-boating sweet bosoms with a mouthful of huckleberries while coming down from psychedelic mushrooms which should be a good experience but it just isn't !
I washed the dog with lye soap and blueberry syrup so he wouldn't itch but he's fukleberimounds now!
by fukleberimounds_guy September 27, 2019
Milking your assets in the stock market with your left hand but this could awhile since you are right-handed, and your girl knows that.
by fukleberimounds_guy December 8, 2021