Matt Boi

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A Sexy Trumpet player who gets all the woman and can do the fat burger triple XL challenge and finish the entire thing in under 5 minutes. Matt boi also has a nice toothbrush and Is always trying to get at Jordyn R. He has no flaws and is a literal god among his peers . He is the definition of Sexy! in the words of his mentor "I'm dead sexy"

Look at Matt Boi he has all the ladies. Dang you ate that Burger really quick, but not as fast as Matt Boi can! Your such a Matt Boi how and why are you so darn sexy!

Matt Boi by Douglas Dimmadome October 27, 2019

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Matt Boike

He is usually a faggot, has a tiny penis... 8==D (actual length) He's asian and loves to get wasted. He also likes to stick his fingers in his butthole and tickle his prostate ALOT. He loves Porn and going on Chatroulette

"Hey Justin let's go on Chatroulette!"

"No Matt Boike..."

Matt Boike by Matt Boike August 9, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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