A Sexy Trumpet player who gets all the woman and can do the fat burger triple XL challenge and finish the entire thing in under 5 minutes. Matt boi also has a nice toothbrush and Is always trying to get at Jordyn R. He has no flaws and is a literal god among his peers . He is the definition of Sexy! in the words of his mentor "I'm dead sexy"
Look at Matt Boi he has all the ladies. Dang you ate that Burger really quick, but not as fast as Matt Boi can! Your such a Matt Boi how and why are you so darn sexy!
by Douglas Dimmadome October 27, 2019