Mat c 

Detachable cock soup cutten like carrots in soup with special sauces and very tasty all served by dog/turtle

UMM MAT C OCK IS VERY DELICIOUS MMM NICE PINK COCK

Mat c by detatchable cock February 17, 2021

Mat Carl 

Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.

Kirk was begging for a Mat Carl from Jim by not showing up in Vegas...

Mat Carl by Slug Football Draft July 20, 2008

mat chan 

A person with a face that looks like a big fat chode.

One does not simply unsee a mat chan.

mat chan by Mat Chan July 27, 2017

mat coir 

A guy who is afraid of cockroach , and so dumb in class and always sleep in class

Hey awe u a so mat coir

mat coir by Awes December 30, 2017

mat cat 

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat

how much is that mat cat

mat cat by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Jump to conclusions mat 

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

Jump to conclusions mat by vincenzo December 3, 2003

Crash Mat 

Folded up toilet paper carefully placed in the bowl of the toilet in an attempt to reduce splashback. The effectiveness is dependant on the amount of sheets used and the size of the turd or turds. This is especially effective when used for a bout of the runs where splashback is inevitable.

Alan forgot to lay a crash mat and paid the price...serious splashback.

Crash Mat by Crackattack October 13, 2007