Mastificator 

Someone who doesn't understand what you're trying to say, when you're trying to call them stupid nonchalontly.

Person 1: "Hey man, not the orangest carrot in the bunch huh?"
Person 2:".... wat"
Person 1: "You're such a mastificator man.."

Mastificator by bootyliscious laquisha July 25, 2012

Masticator 

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.

did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!

Masticator by FLmetal July 7, 2010

Mastification 

to have sex with all the whores of your
harem at one time.

shit mastafication is the bomb!!

Mastification by Kurt Himself August 15, 2003

Masticator 

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.

Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.

Masticator by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011

Mastification 

Stupid word for stupid who think they're smart.

I can hear your Mastification, it disturbing me.

Mastification by Dessy des May 11, 2022

Messtificator

1. A person who screws up completely but acts with total confidence, pretending their epic failure is a calculated master plan.
2. A genius mastermind, trickster, or high-level troll who executes a brilliant, flawless plot while intentionally making it look like absolute madness from the outside.

1.Our project manager is a total messtificator. He missed every single deadline and then told the board it was a "controlled chaos strategy" to stress-test the team.
2.Don’t underestimate him; he plays the fool but he's a top-tier messtificator. The whole public meltdown was just a distraction to tank the stock price so he could buy the company for pennies.

Messtificator by Yuri Muraşchin September 20, 2026