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a big hand in cards, usally the winner,
pimp had a masti dealt to him and didnt even bet.
masti by WILLARD DE November 23, 2007
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Masti is a rare and weird name.
But if you meet someone who's name is masti then let me tell you, you're really lucky.
Masti is a sweet, gorgeous, kind hearted and funny girl.
She sometimes has her 5 minutes (getting weird& laughing) and she's not truly herself until she feels comfortable with you.
But once you get to know her, you don't want her to leave anymore.
Although she's kinda clumsy, she still listens to your problems and is a good& loyal friend.
Did you see masti? I really need someone to talk to
Masti by Lovelyescape January 3, 2017

Masti'cation 

Masti'cation is the best.
Masti'cation by Brandon Skinkis September 7, 2011

masti-cry 

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.
Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.
masti-cry by Careless1 March 5, 2015

Sad Masti 

A Sad Masti is when you masterbate while sad.

Because we all know tears are the best lube.
Damn.. the boys won't come to the pub tonight. (Has a Sad Masti)
Sad Masti by CanYouHearThat November 25, 2015

Sad masti 

when you have a masti time but with tears. (tears can be used as lube if needed)
Hey man, just had me a sad masti. shit was a real tear jerker
Sad masti by anonymous October 4, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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