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Means way more then the spanish word "mas".
like mostest is to most; Mastest is to mas
Mastest by D Dub707 August 31, 2010
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Mostestestest

Something that is more than most. More than mostest, too (because apparently that's in some dictionaries).
Maddy: I love you, Hannah.
Hannah: I love you too!
Maddy: I love you more!
Hannah: But, I love you most...
Maddy: I love you mostest, though.
Hannah: I LOVE YOU MOSTESTESTEST.
Mostestestest by iseethehorizon December 6, 2013
To love someone more than anything that exists or has ever existed. This is more than most and cannot be beaten, under any circumstances, especially by the non-existent words "mostestest" and "mostestestest"
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you mostest.

Dominic: Nooooo. I must accept my defeat. You really do love me mostest, Steph.

mostestest 

when you love someone more than anyone else, they mean the most to you.

no word can be bigger than it.
“I love you the most”
“I love you the mostest”
“Too bad. I love you the mostestest”
mostestest by floweregui December 18, 2017

I love you mostest

You add mostest at the end if I love you to signify you love your partner the mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest automatically loves the other partner more than he or she does forever and HAS to accept.
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you more.

Dominic: I love you mostest. 💙
Stephanie: wow! You love me more than I do!? Guess I have to accept it.

mastastic 

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

mostestestestestestestest 

1. When a determiner that is more intense than ‘mostestestestestest’ is required to reference a noun. It exceeds 4.65 x 10^185 Planck lengths and counting. As well as physics, it is said when one attempts to expresses the mostestestestestest genuine, realest, and deepest affection. It is definately the most anything will ever be and nothing, not even ‘mostestestestestestest’ with another ‘est’ will ever exceed the amount of noun/noun group there is.
2. How much Saffron loves Rudy.
rudy: I love you most
saffron: I love you mostest
rudy: I love you mostestest
saffron: I love you mostestestest
rudy: I love you mostestestestest
saffron: I love you mostestestestestest
rudy: I love you mostestestestestestest
saffron: But I love you mostestestestestestestest
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