Mastercock
Mastercock by roosterstroke March 7, 2010
Words you can keep
MasterCock
The Big dick bastard that has a cock with a mind of its own. there are times when the mastercock gets what it wants simply because he has decided to reveal himself to the hottest girl in the room and without delay, the owner of the said mastercock is in a bathroom or nearby broom closet with his pants open and that fine girl that no one else can bang is on her knees gagging and loving it.
MasterCock is the one that decides what girl he fucks and what girl he refuses
you may think your dtf but mastercock says she ain't up to standards than an hour later it's rockhard because it has found its target
that closet hotty that you never suspected to be such a dirty little freak.
MasterCock is the one that decides what girl he fucks and what girl he refuses
you may think your dtf but mastercock says she ain't up to standards than an hour later it's rockhard because it has found its target
that closet hotty that you never suspected to be such a dirty little freak.
MasterCock by AXXLEROD October 10, 2020
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master cock
The act of peeing without holding ones penis. In essence the cock is control thus it is the master. It also asserts its dominance over other cocks who cannot achieve this feat, making it the greatest cock thus adequately named the master cock
master cock by peppy the poopdaddy October 15, 2011
Masterlock
Poorly made shit for shit lock. There are several ways to unlock it without picks. It's possible and extremely easy to make a shim out of a soda can and unlock it.
Jack thought his bike was secure with his Masterlock, but the next day someone guessed his combination in 3 minutes and rode off into the sunset.
Masterlock by A man in a suit October 10, 2005
Masterfucked
Masterfucked by isteratter October 23, 2010
Masterbooking
Have you noticed how William always "likes" his own status? It's like he's masterbooking or something.
Masterbooking by lrchtr December 7, 2009
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