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master quicky bate 

When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work
Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window
master quicky bate by Jemburat November 3, 2017

master quicky bate 

Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work
Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window
master quicky bate by Jemburat November 3, 2017

bate master 

An expert at self gratification. An expert masturbating expert.
Yo holmes check out Dan tha bate master esay. He can get full release in under one minute all by himself.

master bates 

a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..."
-Oliver Twist
master bates by i. M. Cold April 14, 2010

Master Bates 

A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.
Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?
Master Bates by MaddiW. March 30, 2009

Mastur-bate Room 

What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away
... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.
Mastur-bate Room by Ram1975 November 16, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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