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Master Bate 

When you become a master at catching fish with bate
Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"
Master Bate by Choochie Man November 23, 2020
Words you can keep

master quicky bate 

When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work
Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window
master quicky bate by Jemburat November 3, 2017

master quicky bate 

Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work
Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window
master quicky bate by Jemburat November 3, 2017

bate master 

An expert at self gratification. An expert masturbating expert.
Yo holmes check out Dan tha bate master esay. He can get full release in under one minute all by himself.

master bates 

a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..."
-Oliver Twist
master bates by i. M. Cold April 14, 2010

Master Bates 

A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.
Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?
Master Bates by MaddiW. March 30, 2009

Mastur-bate Room 

What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away
... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.
Mastur-bate Room by Ram1975 November 16, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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