Masstrophy

Weight loss due to muscle atrophy.

Have you seen Jim? He has suffered some major masstrophy, bruh!

Masstrophy by vinyinnyincy July 20, 2016

mastrophobia 

An irrational fear (phobia) of breasts.

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!

mastrophobia by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012

Asstrophy 

(1) Atrophy of the ass.
(2) Extreme weakness of the buttocks.
When sitting too long, the buttocks can become numb and the butt muscles can stop working properly therefore resulting in what is known as 'ASSTROPHY'.

"Dude! I am totally experiencing asstrophy right now."

"Apparently he had to quit working as a truck driver because it gave him asstrophy."

Asstrophy by trippd333 January 31, 2009

testicular matrophy 

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.

I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.

testicular matrophy by rpcgal September 4, 2013

asstrophysics 

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

asstrophysics by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014

asstrophysics 

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

asstrophysics by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014

Mustrophy 

A serious and clinical failure of the muscles. Also a lethal disease that ravages cows, birds, and various specimens of penguins. There is no cute except for the milk of the hoopa tree.

"Did you hear about that kid with Mustrophy?"
"Oh yeah..he's a goner."

Mustrophy by KelsoBlaze November 28, 2016