Maskal

Portmanteau of mask and rascal - a woman whose Covid mask is concealing most of her face but whose eyes make her appear attractive.

“That waitress is a bit of a maskal”

by SpennyJ September 27, 2020

mascale

mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible stream-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are.

mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California more about a gimmick than illiterate Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct and the first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on TV and the river from Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible and subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already with multi-year competent likely referencing TTCM, falling after hours(?)! (and maybe by as many as six(?)! California opened just saved Already! you!!"

by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021

mascale

mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible streams-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are. Analysis of the conversation does not reveal what the mascale's actual intent is.

mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California as my grandfather was illiterate friends with Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on LA Times created a feature naming the ranch Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already. Plans are easily said becoming better known. Multi-year TTCM, falling after and maybe by as many as six(?)! , yoy! incompetent allusions are likely about California just today: Saved Already!"

by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021

Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

Makalia

A genuine, loving, and respectable young lady that tends to keep all her priorities in order. The one you wanna take home to meet the family. She likes to have a good time, treat everyone equally, but dont get her confused because she will curse yo ass out quick. She is also a true savage! She loves hard but can never find the man of her dreams. There is a guy that likes her & has her back, but he's so shy and afraid of being hurt he won't open himself to her. He just continue to be her friend & hides his feelings through Pettiness. Makalia is that friend that brings the best out of everybody and a Beautiful Slim Thick Chick.

Try get me a Makalia in my life.

by Tiffany Woods December 21, 2016

Mashal

Can be the worst person at times, but the best friend you could ever ask for. Mashal is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet, and will make the whole room stop what they are doing just to stare at this person. Mashal will make your heart throb whenever you are around her. She can be the sweetest person at times. You would be very lucky to have a Mashal in your life, especially if she's your love. Mashal is the best person to love and cuddle with, as well as befriending her.

Mashal is the best thing that's happened in my life.

by gaveit November 23, 2013

#MasalaHours

When twitter user @MasalaRole wakes up and replies to every tweet from the day before due to his timezone tax. Usually around 02:00 (GMT)

#MasalaHours upon us. Time to dip.

by Alzinooooo October 13, 2021