Sweet , crazy , cute and rare guy. Always joking and never stops smiling. He's always loyal and never disappoints , Don't lose him if you gat him. He's the perfect definition of a gentleman.
Did you see Masiaga, that guy is always smart and smiling, I think I like him.
The coolest guy you'll ever meet, he likes to smile and is always funny he doesn't get sad easily but when you cross his line you won't like. He is always very loyal to his partner and knows how to perfectly treat a woman.
Masiaga is the coolest and funniest guy you'll ever meet and spend time with. He is always smiling and is also cute. He doesn't hold grudges and it's hard for him to be sad but when you cross his line you won't like it. He's always loyal and knows how to perfectly treat a woman. They are rare and if you know one keep him very close to your heart, never lose him.
Synonymous with thot. The word comes from Russian media personality Marsiaga, known for terrible "songs" (if you can call them that) and having an audience primarily made up of simps.
Girl: "Hey, wanna have a nice dinner and some drinks. Maybe later I can give you something special."
Guy: "Be gone, Marsiaga."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.