Mashin' taters 

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

Mashin' taters by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

mashing taters by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

Mashing Taters by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

mashing my taters 

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

mashing my taters by Pimply November 19, 2023

Tater mashing 

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

Tater mashing by heynow21 January 22, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020