Mashin' taters

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

Mashin' taters by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

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mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

mashing taters by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

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Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

Mashing Taters by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

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mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

mashing my taters by Pimply November 19, 2023

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Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

Tater mashing by heynow21 January 22, 2013

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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