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Masculine Wiles

male-oriented seductive moves that are typically used to attract a female. Usually it's a combination of but not limited to:

1. The most stereotypical ones are flexing a muscle, puffing a chest, deepening your voice, smooth-talking your way into a girl’s pants.
Then there are others like
2. purposely towering over a girl to seem like an alpha or staring a girl down in a dominant way to stir something primal in her
3. doing traditional masculine tasks to show off physique
4. wearing plain shirts or pants that are too tight in all the right places
5. doing something that shows the skillfulness of your big strong hands
6. putting your arm around a girl
7. lifting a girl up to show off upper body strength
8. putting your hand on the small of her back
9. walking in a commanding, authoritative way (or with swagger) that calls attention to your presence
10. smiling at her in a sly and knowing way
11. making suggestive jokes to remind girls to view you in a sexual way
12. acting so incredibly gentlemanly that a girl feels comfortable and safe enough to be emotionally and potentially physically naked in front of you
13. pulling up his shirt to show off abs if he's muscular
"After getting all sweaty from a basketball game, this cute shirtless guy smiled at me. I couldn't take my eyes off his muscles and that's just what he wanted. Damn those masculine wiles!"

"He offered to carry my bag and I let him because I couldn't resist his masculine wiles."

"John was such a caveman last night. When he realized I was just as horny as he was, he lifted me up and carried me to the bedroom. I was putty in his hands. Don't you just love masculine wiles!"
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Masculine Wiles

The ability for a man to cook breakfast in bed, after returning from a successful Clay Pigeon Shoot, whilst quoting Shakespeare.
"These are great eggs, Bob, Certainly been working on your Masculine Wiles"
"I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks. "
Masculine Wiles by ghop56 April 22, 2015

masculine wiles

When men are whores like women.
1) Leaning against your desk with one or two palms on it is an example of masculine wiles.

2) Licking your face is also an explicit usage of masculine wiles.
masculine wiles by Rainbow Pony October 20, 2008

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026