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Maryllan

Maryllan by ryll November 21, 2021

Marollano 

Marollano is a Family name Originated in the Philippines. Most of the Marollano is from the Philippines.
Marollano is probably a Surname most of the time it is not a WORD!

Holy Fuck the one Who writes this is Kean Marollano!
The one who writes this has the Surname of Marollano!

Marollano by Victor Gamer March 28, 2021

Maryland Point 

(n) the point at which the quality of a design is sufficiently bad, that it becomes good.

I think the Maryland flag is so bad it has reached the Maryland Point

Maryland Point by Reddit made me July 4, 2015

Maryland 

You know you're from Maryland if.
Going on vacation means going to Ocean City for the weekend.
You live within 10 square miles of snobby white people ghetto black people and rednecks.
You can't have french fries without either vinegar or old bay seasoning
Battle of the Beltways is infamous with the rivalries between the Baltimore and Washington D.C sports teams
You get annoyed when people say your from the south
You get annoyed when people say your from the northeast
You went to Port Discovery as a child
You took Maryland state history in the 4th grade
If you don't play lacrosse you know at least 20 people who do.
You always wear sun glasses regardless of what the weather is like outside.
You have broken up a crab before.
You know at least 5 people who are or were in the Navy.
You know what gogo music is.
A weekend road-trip means either going to historic southern Maryland or Downtown Annapolis.
You grill seafood regularly
You hate everything about Northern Virginia
You know a handful of people who work for the government.
You have worn your state flag in some way shape or form.
Every time you go to a large chain restaurant you see at least two people wearing suits.
You went to Sandy Point State Park as a child and thought it was really exotic.
You have been cut of by a car with 20,000 dollar rims on a 2,000 dollar car.
School gets closed for an inch of snow
You either have or have known people who work at Six Flags for their summer job

" Hey Jerry what state are you from ?"
" I'm from Maryland. "

Maryland by Silverfalcon May 20, 2013

Maryland 

A little bit of everywhere else, plus an ass ton of Old Bay seasoning.

Maryland is the only place where you can purchase Old Bay flavored potato chips.

Maryland by mandarinmarie September 19, 2005

maryland effect 

When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.

Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.

"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"

"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."

maryland effect by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016

The Maryland Blue Crab 

A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.

Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?

Man2: Nah, what happened?

Man1: She got him with The MBC!

Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!

The Maryland Blue Crab by Buck Lawson January 25, 2017