Maryland Pocket

(noun) When one defocates in an unsespecting victims pocket. The victim typicaly doesnt to realize they have been given the Maryland Pocket until it is to late.

"Damnit dude, my cell phone is ruined, someone gave me a Maryland Pocket !"

by Maxwell13 April 5, 2008

Maryland hot pocket

Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.

Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.

by OldBay132 April 25, 2023