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Maryfied 

Typically having an obsession with people of the usernames containing, 'luq' in it. Primarily girls that tend to get swooped away by certain boy behaviors that girls with this sexuality tend to get easily fooled by certain acts that these people do, like picking them up, flirting with them, even using certain girls like people with this sexuality, just to be popular around other individuals. These people tend to easily get joyful around certain men like them, along with easily tricked, as well.
Person 1: Oh my god, I had the greatest time ever! This boy carried me, and he was super nice to me!

Person 2: Uhmmm, what sexuality are you?

Person 1: Maryfied!

Person 2: Uhmm, you realize he is trying to trick you.

Person 1: No...?
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markyfied 

An occasion were one person wants the ground to swallow them up and sit in a void for 14 years whilst recovering from total internal destruction due to a certain person.

Commonly occurs to people who think they're great and can outwit others. They then result in coming crashing down and leaving others laughing at them.

Common symptoms include crying, sobbing and a general feeling of worthlessness having been markyfied.
You have just been markyfied!

That guy wants to go cry to his momma he's just been Markyfied.
markyfied by mrmes June 11, 2006
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Christine Maryfield 

1. The weirdest girl to have ever walked the planet.
2. Everyone loves her but you know she's secretley evil.
3. The girl who eats like a wild animal around the clock but somehow manages to stay stick thin.
4. The girl who some people can get along great with but others want to kill her in her sleep.
Hey look! There's Christine Maryfield! Better watch out for her...