Maryfied

Typically having an obsession with people of the usernames containing, 'luq' in it. Primarily girls that tend to get swooped away by certain boy behaviors that girls with this sexuality tend to get easily fooled by certain acts that these people do, like picking them up, flirting with them, even using certain girls like people with this sexuality, just to be popular around other individuals. These people tend to easily get joyful around certain men like them, along with easily tricked, as well.

Person 1: Oh my god, I had the greatest time ever! This boy carried me, and he was super nice to me!

Person 2: Uhmmm, what sexuality are you?

Person 1: Maryfied!

Person 2: Uhmm, you realize he is trying to trick you.

Person 1: No...?

Maryfied by hipeepsrandompeephere August 1, 2019

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markyfied

An occasion were one person wants the ground to swallow them up and sit in a void for 14 years whilst recovering from total internal destruction due to a certain person.

Commonly occurs to people who think they're great and can outwit others. They then result in coming crashing down and leaving others laughing at them.

Common symptoms include crying, sobbing and a general feeling of worthlessness having been markyfied.

You have just been markyfied!

That guy wants to go cry to his momma he's just been Markyfied.

markyfied by mrmes June 11, 2006

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Christine Maryfield

1. The weirdest girl to have ever walked the planet.
2. Everyone loves her but you know she's secretley evil.
3. The girl who eats like a wild animal around the clock but somehow manages to stay stick thin.
4. The girl who some people can get along great with but others want to kill her in her sleep.

Hey look! There's Christine Maryfield! Better watch out for her...

Christine Maryfield by Minubyvtcrxezwq April 4, 2015

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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