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Maryfied 

Typically having an obsession with people of the usernames containing, 'luq' in it. Primarily girls that tend to get swooped away by certain boy behaviors that girls with this sexuality tend to get easily fooled by certain acts that these people do, like picking them up, flirting with them, even using certain girls like people with this sexuality, just to be popular around other individuals. These people tend to easily get joyful around certain men like them, along with easily tricked, as well.
Person 1: Oh my god, I had the greatest time ever! This boy carried me, and he was super nice to me!

Person 2: Uhmmm, what sexuality are you?

Person 1: Maryfied!

Person 2: Uhmm, you realize he is trying to trick you.

Person 1: No...?
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markyfied 

An occasion were one person wants the ground to swallow them up and sit in a void for 14 years whilst recovering from total internal destruction due to a certain person.

Commonly occurs to people who think they're great and can outwit others. They then result in coming crashing down and leaving others laughing at them.

Common symptoms include crying, sobbing and a general feeling of worthlessness having been markyfied.
You have just been markyfied!

That guy wants to go cry to his momma he's just been Markyfied.
markyfied by mrmes June 11, 2006
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Christine Maryfield 

1. The weirdest girl to have ever walked the planet.
2. Everyone loves her but you know she's secretley evil.
3. The girl who eats like a wild animal around the clock but somehow manages to stay stick thin.
4. The girl who some people can get along great with but others want to kill her in her sleep.
Hey look! There's Christine Maryfield! Better watch out for her...

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026