These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.
Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020
These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.
Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020
Typically having an obsession with people of the usernames containing, 'luq' in it. Primarily girls that tend to get swooped away by certain boy behaviors that girls with this sexuality tend to get easily fooled by certain acts that these people do, like picking them up, flirting with them, even using certain girls like people with this sexuality, just to be popular around other individuals. These people tend to easily get joyful around certain men like them, along with easily tricked, as well.
Person 1: Oh my god, I had the greatest time ever! This boy carried me, and he was super nice to me!
Person 2: Uhmmm, what sexuality are you?
Person 1: Maryfied!
Person 2: Uhmm, you realize he is trying to trick you.
Person 1: No...?
Person 2: Uhmmm, what sexuality are you?
Person 1: Maryfied!
Person 2: Uhmm, you realize he is trying to trick you.
Person 1: No...?
by hipeepsrandompeephere August 02, 2019