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Sorry for Martying
Expressing an apology after drinking to the point of no return but having a blast while doing so... Enjoyment from those around you may be more at you than with you, but the "martyer" should never worry because it's always more funny the next day.
Person 1: Man, you were wasted and got naked then jumped into a kiddie pool from the roof!
Person 2: Eh, Sorry for Martying.
Person 2: Eh, Sorry for Martying.
Sorry for Martying by The Mac Attack08 April 4, 2010
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Wal-Marting
The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.
Wal-Marting by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011
Jackie Martling
A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
Jackie Martling by Mister Skin August 23, 2005
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