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Marty Mites

The most indestructible garden pest known to man. Since every pesticide has been tried on this species and evolved them to a point of invincibility, they are amazingly resilient to death, and are the most powerful, unstoppable spider mite in existence.
Once your garden has Marty Mites it will inevitably be decimated.
by NMAF August 17, 2011
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Mary Miles Hitchcock

My bestfriend..... uhh yeahh..

BEAUTIFUL
AMAZING
FUNNY
LAUGHY
COOL
AWESUMMMM............ i love trying on her moms precious clothes... its so fun!! I am going to miss this girl so much when I leave... :(
by Maddie21 November 15, 2011
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Mary Miles

Awesome, loving, tall girl.
Very creative. Everyone she passes loves her and wants to get to know her.
She has a very unique beautiful glow that everyone sees in her. Unfortunetly she doesnt see that beauty in herself. But it is definatley there.
On the other hand she is very horny.
She likes to hang with many different guys.

Sexy is her middle name.
Defiantly a sex addict.
Mary Miles, you are so pretty.
Aww. Thanks.
by santadamnclaus December 26, 2011
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