Marty Mites

The most indestructible garden pest known to man. Since every pesticide has been tried on this species and evolved them to a point of invincibility, they are amazingly resilient to death, and are the most powerful, unstoppable spider mite in existence.

Once your garden has Marty Mites it will inevitably be decimated.

Marty Mites by NMAF August 17, 2011

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Mary Miles Hitchcock

My bestfriend..... uhh yeahh..

BEAUTIFUL
AMAZING
FUNNY
LAUGHY
COOL
AWESUMMMM............ i love trying on her moms precious clothes... its so fun!! I am going to miss this girl so much when I leave... :(

MadiLYN: i LOVE MARY MILES HITCHCOCK!!

Mary Miles Hitchcock by Maddie21 November 15, 2011

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Mary Miles

Awesome, loving, tall girl.
Very creative. Everyone she passes loves her and wants to get to know her.
She has a very unique beautiful glow that everyone sees in her. Unfortunetly she doesnt see that beauty in herself. But it is definatley there.
On the other hand she is very horny.
She likes to hang with many different guys.

Sexy is her middle name.
Defiantly a sex addict.

Mary Miles, you are so pretty.
Aww. Thanks.

Mary Miles by santadamnclaus December 26, 2011

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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