Martini 5 or 10

The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.

I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.

Martini 5 or 10 by Philmynuts December 27, 2019

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