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Is at first very shy but once getting to know him, he is very funny and will have you in stitches. People love to be around a marteno. He has a bright presence. He is very warm and loving. He has seductive eyes that will surely entice you. He is great in bed with a tongue that will drive you crazy. A marteno will get the party started with his fun style and whitty jokes.
Oh girl! Do you notice the way marteno has the whole party lit. He sure knows how to pull in a crowd.
Marteno by Nail Queen January 5, 2022
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A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.
Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".
marten by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006
Marten

The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.
Look at him getting all the girls , what a Marten.
Marten by MartenLAD August 6, 2012

doc marten dental plan 

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.
The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.
doc marten dental plan by Alcore September 23, 2006

martinoving 

The act of rejecting, escaping from, ignoring, or in any other way avoiding a single person until they leave you alone.
"Hey why is Tim alone?"
"We are martinoving him. Don't go over there."
martinoving by RealYeezy October 7, 2016

marten raag 

Pro basketball metapipe
marten raag by Peblo666 January 31, 2019

martenitsa 

The martenitsa is a unique Bulgarian custom. It is made especially for 1 of March when according to the Bulgarians, the new agricultural year begins. It is a kind of amulet - twisted and tasseled red and white threads. The red, according to the folk beliefs,has the power of the sun and can give live to every living creature.
On the first of March children and adults put martenitsi(pl) on their clothes. The martenitsi are tied to bring health. Domestic animals and fruit-bearing trees are also adorned with martenitsa in the belief that it brings fertility. According to the popular custom, they wear until they see a stork, a swallow or a fruit tree in blossom for the first time. Then they take the martenitsi off and tie it on a tree or place it under a stone. Nine days later people try to divine their future by the insects arround the amulets.
martenitsa by Tsoncho February 23, 2006