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It’s Marpiss
Dav: hey marpiss funk you

Marpiss: :(
Marpiss by SwagLordDav August 11, 2021
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Marisse is one of the most kind and amazing people you will ever meet. Most likely to be your best friend, she will always be there for you! She is an active person and likes new places, challenges, and adventures. You will most likely find her skating majestically or going to summer camp. Everyone loves Marisse!
#1,”Wow! Look at Marisse sail!”
#2,”Marisse is the best.”
Marisse by 017884 January 8, 2018
A beautiful person inside and out a great friend and someone you want to be around all the time she will have a beautiful smile and attract you like metal to a magnet she will be your biggest crush but will never be available and if you are lucky enough to catch a Marissa never let her go.
Marissas are amazing
Marissa by Norman10 January 3, 2017

Marlissa 

The sexiest girl alive.
DAAAYUMN, look at that Marlissa, she's hella fucking fine. Dog.
Marlissa by xxsevenxxxx November 30, 2010

Marissa'd 

When someone replies to you with "Mhmm" with an intention to mock you
Vee: That movie didn't scare me at all
Fil: Mhmm
Vee: Wow I got Marissa'd
Marissa'd by fs18 October 6, 2022
Marissa is an amazing person, who is never intimidated by others. Marissa always gets through situations with the help her friends. Not to add, but she is also a kind-hearted, smart, thoughtful, funny, gorgeous, and caring person.
Boy 1: Did you see that girl over there?

Boy 2: Yeah, she gorgeous, I can tell she's a Marissa.
Marissa by nostalgia nikki May 27, 2017

Pull a Marissa 

Doing embarrassing things on live TV or before large audiences.
"I saw a TV reportage being filmed today and I totally pulled a marissa!"
"There's always some people in the audience of sports events who try to pull a marissa."
Pull a Marissa by BikoTU November 9, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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